Joe Francis turns himself in

Wanted fugitive Joe Francis surrendered to authorities to begin serving jail time for contempt of court. He was arrested at 6:30 a.m. at the Panama airport and is currently in Bay County jail. Last week, a Florida judge ordered Joe Francis to jail, but calls were not returned over the weekend making him a fugitive.

So, the saga finally ends leaving the future of “Girls Gone Wild” up in the air. Not really though. I’m trying to make it sound more dramatic. This is the most boring arrest ever. They could have at least let the attack dogs loose on him. Sure he willingly surrendered, but I think it would have added a little bit of humor and pizazz. Especially if they bit him in the crotch. I mean, when is a guy doubling over in pain from a nut shot NOT funny?