John Travolta

John Travolta equates his star power with the likes of Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe. Hyping up Scientology, he says the reason why he hasn’t ended up dead like them is because of his religion.

“I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn’t go the way they did was because of my beliefs. People make judgments about it [Scientology], but often they don’t know what they’re talking about. I would advise anyone who wants to know about it to read up on it. We [the Church of Scientology] are only getting bigger and we help people all over the world, from disaster zones to drug rehabilitation.”

Scientology sounds freaking amazing. They’re like the Red Cross, but instead of actually helping people, they talk about aliens. I LOVE aliens. Maybe I should apply for membership. Do they accept Visa or Mastercard?