Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake tells Details Magazine in its April issue that he despises what celebrity magazines do and blames them for turning his life into marketable gossip. Justin moans,

“They create soap operas out of people’s lives. … It’s a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it. I would never say anything bad about anyone. I love a lot of those people.”

I’ve never heard a guy whine this much. Justin is an attractive millionaire, hooks up with Scarlett Johansson and a young Britney. Not knowing everything about him would be irresponsible. He could seek other, more private professions rather than being a little bitch. Garbageman comes to mind. Too bad the only pussy he’d get are ones that got stuck in the engine of a car. On the bright side, think of the free meals.