Kate Moss

Voters at FHM have finally caught on to what the rest of the world already knew years ago. Kate Moss is not sexy. Thousands of votes short from ending up on FHM’s list of World’s Sexiest 100 Women, FHM spokesman Dan Cooper says the average guy wants someone “a little more womanly.” Last year, Kate Moss already began to feel reality creep upon her when she was only ranked 87 on the questionable list. The future of Kate’s sex appeal looks to be on shaky ground as we’re told she’s currently being beaten by a 13-year-old boy in a bra and only marginally inching ahead of a corpse in a blond wig they dug up just for kicks.

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