The Blemish

No shirt can contain Jessica Simpson

By The Blemish, 1:49 PM on Apr 17, 2007, 3 Comments

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was at club Element the other day busting out of her shirt. Her nipple almost made an appearance, but was stopped by areola (Areola says “hi!”). In other news, when Joe daddy got a hold of these, he was seen making an Olympic dash to the bathroom citing an explosion in his pants. He must have had the runs. Pictures NSFW.

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3 Responses to “No shirt can contain Jessica Simpson”

  • TT.quick
    6:12 AM

    Gettin Fat!

  • Men
    8:52 PM

    Why that blur in the last two pics man !!

  • wayne gresty
    4:52 AM

    Dam,no camel toe ?