Paris Hilton

Manhattan Mini Storage began running an ad on phone kiosks with a picture of Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell and the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow it makes Paris Hilton look deep” (seen here). Hilton’s hound of hell Elliot Mintz was notified and has since sent them a cease and desist letter. This makes the robotic Elliot the only man born without a sense of humor. Angelina Jolie could be squashing Jesus’ balls with 6-inch stilettos in a fetishist movie and he still wouldn’t laugh. What a freak.

In other news, our Paris Hilton boob watch continues this Monday. Implants or bra of the future? The answer may shock and surprise you. More after the jump.

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