Rachel and Ryan are marrying

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling plan on getting married this year according to Us Weekly. To avoid the press, the two are getting engaged and married on the same day and have forbidden their families to talk about it. A rep for McAdam’s calls all this false.

There was a rumor that these two were breaking up, but I guess that was just a lie. Just like when they told me double stuffed Oreos had twice the cream filling. Jerks. It was more like 1.89 times as much.