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Rosie O’Donnell is leaving “The View”

The illustrious reign of a lesbian gone mad has finally ended as Rosie O’Donnell announced her departure from “The View” today. Much to everyone’s dismay, she is going to be back intermittently for guest spots. Rosie led today’s show with,

“Breaking news! I’ve decided we couldn’t come to terms with my deal, so next year I’m not going to be on ‘The View’.” Rosie explained that she wanted a one-year deal, while ABC wanted three years. She insisted that she wasn’t fired by ABC or Barbara Walters — “They’re not kicking me out!” she said.

Uh huh. They kicked her out. Between embarrassing herself on television and embarrassing herself in real life, “The View” had to maintain an aura of dignity, whatever that means. I just like to use big words to make myself sound smart. “Aura of dignity” means Rosie left because “The View” was interfering with her hourly snack time, right?

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SEO
SEO
16 years ago

Ohh…sad…she was good….

Charlotte
Charlotte
16 years ago

Why when we get someone on a program that I think is good do you take them off.
I always tape the view because I’m working 50 hours a week . Thanks for a good show Charlotte

Maria
Maria
16 years ago

I don’t buy that “We couldn’t work out a deal” excuse.
ABC canned her. I knew Rosie couldn’t last a year.
I am sure that Star Jones is laughing right now.

Amanda
Amanda
16 years ago

What is wrong with you people who call yourselves grown-ups?
I love how you conservatives skirt the actual issue with school yard cut downs to keep your self absorbed, brainwashed heads in the ground, ignoring the issue that are president is a fascist. Keep it up while more of our children die!

paulsteinweg
paulsteinweg
16 years ago

thanks god she is leaving. Never liked her and quit watching the view when she got on.

TR CORSON
TR CORSON
16 years ago

Thank God she is “GONE”……. The lesbian just can’t go quietly into the night….. Although she certainly likes to drive it down everyone throats show casing her lesbian cruises to the Caribbean……

Victoria
Victoria
16 years ago

I’m doing the HAPPY DANCE…………get that lunatic OFF THE AIR…….she’s offensive on SO MANY levels…….YUK sort of sums it up……….