Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson broke up with Josh Hartnett earlier this year and has recently been linked to Justin Timberlake, but the boobtastic actress is unwilling to talk about all that. Fortunately, she’s not looking for another boyfriend. If she was in a relationship, the vixen says she would create a sense of mystery.

“I can’t stand mind games,” she says. “But I think you should be mysterious and flirtatious. You should always have some mystery in a relationship. You don’t wanna know what the person’s thinking all the time. And you don’t want him to know what you’re thinking all the time.”

Yea, it’s best not to know what I’m thinking. Besides the usual Scarlett Johansson fantasies, there’s also some stuff which might get me arrested in all 50 states. Continuing on, Seventeen asked Scarlett what she most liked about herself.

“Other than my ability to do the running man (dance) and the fact that I can sing all the words to Salt-N-Pepa songs? I think it’s that I find beauty in unusual things, like hanging your head out the window or sitting on a fire escape.”

This is awesome. Crazy chicks are the easiest to trick into bed. Wait, not trick. Coerce? Pressure? Seduce? Seduce! That’s it. Once you tell them your penis is the wand of eternal happiness, they’ll be eating out of the palm of your hand.