Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff was being interviewed at “[email protected]” on Tuesday when a man outside the studios threatened to kill the singer/actor/horse impersonator. Police showed their love of Duff by taking him down swiftly and mercilessly.

According to an eyewitness, the unidentified man vowed to kill Duff, prompting several police officers to tackle him.

“The cops slammed his face into the pavement,” said photographer Todd Gillis, who witnessed the incident. “He was bleeding.”

The director of operations said this had nothing to do with Hilary and while the guy was shouting, it wasn’t about killing Hilary Duff. More pictures here. Wow, just…wow. I’m speechless. This is the third time my minions have failed. I don’t put them through 2 months of training just to look at pictures of their face being pounded into the pavement. I might as well hire that ninja midget assassin to dress up as a baby and have him paralyze Hilary with a ninja death strike when she goes to kiss him. It looks pretty solid in the brochure.

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