Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton didn’t show up at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in Vegas last Friday as the two are reported to no longer be best friends. Presumably, there’s no room for both their egos. Paris is angry at Kim for being called the New Paris and stealing her spotlight.

“Even when I would talk to editors of magazines and other media outlets about featuring Kim, they would comment on how they are moving past Paris in hopes to bring someone fresh to the spotlight, like Kim.”

Good. I hope these two battle it to the death and kill each other. That would fulfill one of my fantasies. Then all I have to work on is getting Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba naked in a room with a greased up pig.