This probably isn’t from the drugs

The Daily Mail has a harrowing tale about the effects of drug use on Kate Moss’ knees. The gist of the article is in addition to her knees being busted, so is her face. They even suggest she get a knee lift like Demi Moore. I’m here to defend Kate Moss and tell the Daily Mail that they’re both mean and wrong. Drugs are only partially responsible for those folds. Most of it is a result of being on her knees trying to suck the cocaine out of Pete Doherty’s penis. But anyway, Kate Moss is ugly and has busted knees according the Daily Mail. Hey, they said it, not me.