Afternoon time wasters

Up there is the secret ending to the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie which appeared after the end credits. They say it’s spoilerific and since I haven’t seen the movie, I haven’t seen the video. For all I know, it’s two naked chicks jello wrestling. I’ll probably watch the movie later as I hear Chow-Yun Fat’s character is rapist-y and that to me is worth the price of admission.

• Bastardly: Christina Aguilera takes her pet monkey out on the town
• CityRag: Kirsten Dunst Vs. Drew Barrymore, the battle of fug or something like that
• Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Loyd in a bikini
• Celebitchy: LA is cracking down on celebrity hot spots sending undercover cops to make sure no one underage is served after hours. They will name the task force 21 Jump Street.
• CS: Britney Spears eats herself.

• Celebslam: Paris’ cell will be lavishly furnished with a stainless steel toilet and a bed.
• SOW: Michael Jackson owns Eminem, sucker
• Zoo: Tai Emery is Zoo’s Babe of the Day. Not sure when I can win this thing. Need to buy a new g-string, but first I need to be un-banned from Victoria’s Secret.
• Breesays: Britney having a good laugh over Paris (inmate) Hilton
• JIYHB: Sienna Miller wears a see-through top. Spoiler: It’s her nipples (NSFW)

• NinjaDude: Jodie Foster’s Hot Bag Ass
• Egotastic: Keri Russell Has Whipped Cream on Her Breast
• TFT: Emily Scott Gets Half Naked In The July 2007 Issue of FHM Magazine (Site NSFW)
• College Humor: Lee Hotti PSA: Just say no… to “Those Guys.”
• Time Killer: Lucy Pinder takes her top off. This is NSFW

Bonus: Lindsay Lohan guffaws during a drunk driving PSA. Karma got the last laugh.