Angelina gives Oliver Martinez a lap dance

After debuting her documentary A Place in Time at the Tribecca Film Festival and after a bash at Hotel Gansevoort, Angelina Jolie arrived at VIP after party. Among the attendees was her co-star in Taking Lives, Oliver Martinez, who many believe she had a fling with at the time. With a group of drummers egging her on, Angelina Jolie began dancing for Martinez.

“She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, ” another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.”

I guess this “reveler” and I define lap dance differently. My version involves an actual lap and someone grinding on it. This person’s involves Angelina shaking her ass in front of some guy. Lame. I’d never spend $20 bucks for some girl to just jiggle her butt in front of me. Almost never. Once in a while. Fine, as often as possible. Does that make me sound desperate or just really rich?