Britney Spears

That title is more exciting than Britney Spears’ second show in Anaheim, California. Her 12 minute set at the House of Blues was the same routine she did at the HoB in San Diego. The only difference this time being tighter security.

At 9:30 p.m., after the vast majority of the crowd had made it past security, the chants of “Britney! Britney!” started, with one girl exhorting the crowd with shouts of, “She’s got to feel the love!”

Like the San Diego show, the set was a short medley of Spears’s hits, with “I’m a Slave 4 U” following “Hit Me” and the crowd showering the pop star with shouts of approval each time she wiggled her hips. (Notably, she was also able to chew gum while performing.)

The only people crazier than Britney are the fans. I’m confused as to who to smack. Maybe they can all line up in a row and I can run down it with my arm stretched out slapping their faces. That’s not very nice though. I should at least give each of them a personalized insult before slapping them.