Britney Spears

Britney Spears went to Dominic restaurant wearing a snappy see-through top. Her belly looks like it’s about to burst. Like one of those alien things. And she’s got her two best friends. Cigarettes and a cell phone. A passerby said, “There goes Britney. Mother. Hero.” Then he burst out laughing and threw a condom at her head and told her to learn to use it. Shocked, I exclaimed, “No sir, you are my hero.”

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