Britney Spears

Britney Spears is furious with her mother, Lynne Spears, for insisting she go to rehab and refuses to speak with her. Britney didn’t even visit Lynne, who was and still is in the hospital with pneumonia, on Mother’s Day.

“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ “

The bar has been lowered so next year anything will be better. Used toilet paper? Thanks! A severed cat head? I’ve always wanted a pet. Toenail clippings? Aww, something to remember you by. A hug would probably make Lynne’s head explode with rainbows and sunbeams.

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