Britney Spears wears a bikini on a boat

Wacky Britney Spears was spotted in her bikini in Marina Del Rey. Great news, the pop singer is still single. Her hobbies include leaving her children with her nanny, watching and eating the Three Musketeers and learning to be a functional member of society. So far she’s only mastered the art of eating the Three Musketeers. She can fit four in her mouth at a time. Amaaaazing. She’s also made some progress with her children. Instead of leaving them with a pack of wolves, she left them with a family of monkeys.