Charlize Theron pretends to model

At La Esquina eatery, Charlize Theron put on an impromptu show, catwalking in front of the restaurant. I guess people weren’t impressed.

One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

She wasn’t catwalking dummies. She was pacing back and forth out of worry because she didn’t know whether she was pregnant or not. Who knew stabbing a condom with pins would render it useless. Oh well, looks like it’s just you and me now Charlize. Those are tears of joy, right?