Ewan McGregor has been exposed as a “Wonderjock” wearer. The Wonderjock is underwear for men that helps “lift and promote” your junk. Ewan McGregor bought so many that the AussieBum store had to run a credit check. Now the cat’s out of the bag and he’ll be forever known as that dude who wears a Wonderbra around his nuts. Maybe he’d like some tampons too. And a mirror that tells him he’s not fat. And a guy who loves him for his mind, not just his body. Ha, good luck finding one of those, sucker.