Here’s Fergie working out. A lot of you want to know how she stays a lean mean fighting machine so here you go. As you can see, she has lightning on her shirt because it makes her run faster. Just like when you put lightning decals on your car you gain an extra 10 horsepower. I also hear if you put a body kit on it you’ll gain an extra 80 horsepower due to aerodynamics. That’s basically Fergie. An ugly car people laugh at.

What’s with that ridiculous Batman utility belt with the drinks?