Jessica Alba does something in a robe

Jessica Alba was at a recent photo shoot in one of those swirly things that spin around and try to hypnotize you. Except, I’m not really hypnotized. Just a little queasy which is the normal response to seeing Jessica Alba. I met her one time and instead of shaking her hand or doing something suave, I threw up in her lap. Other than that, I think we really hit it off.