The Blemish

Jessica Simpson is an imbecile

By The Blemish, 12:57 PM on May 10, 2007, 3 Comments

Dose.ca got footage of Jessica Simpson getting into the wrong car before heading off to the MET event where apparently the mandate was “ugly”. You didn’t hear this from me, but word on the street is she’s kind of dumb. Shh, keep it on the DL.

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3 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is an imbecile”

  • Mr.Right
    11:56 PM

    That is sort of an Open Secret now !!

  • Yeah
    11:57 PM

    It is spreading like wild fire…People like the news I guess :p

  • Mr.Right
    11:59 PM

    Wrong car…Does she have brains ?