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Kelly Preston does the bikini thing

By The Blemish, 9:31 AM on May 25, 2007, 3 Comments

Kelly Preston

Here’s Kelly Preston in a bikini flying through the water and spreading her legs. She looks like a dolphin. A very provocative dolphin. One whose friends call slutty because they once caught her having unspeakable things done to her blowhole in the backseat of an Oldsmobile.

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3 Responses to “Kelly Preston does the bikini thing”

  • newfgirl
    1:34 PM

    Slow news day??

  • Victor
    2:35 PM

    Very slow

  • Burt
    1:00 PM

    Granted she is no longer a teenager or a twenty something, but she can share my bed any time!!