Michael Jackson isn’t cheap either

Michael Jackson will earn a reported $10 million for showing up at the prince of Brunei’s 25th birthday party in England this weekend. Prince Azim had stated he would spare no expense to ensure his idol came and he isn’t even required to perform. I hear Michael is really excited about this party. He wants to know if a lot of children will be there. He really wants to talk to them about the dangers of wearing shirts and underwear. Did you know every year 200,000 children die in t-shirt and tighty whitey related deaths? That Michael. His only flaw is he cares too much.