Rachel Smith

Miss USA Rachel Smith made a calculated error in her training for the recent Miss Universe pageant. She failed to perfect the art of walking and smiling at the same time. An error which brought hilarity to an otherwise retarded event. During some portion of the pageant, Rachel strutted down the runway. In mid-walk, her legs wobbled, she looked like she was about to recover and then bam, she falls right on her ass on the polished floor (video below obviously). Hilarity ensues. Miss Japan ended up winning while Rachel took fourth. Rightfully so too. Any nation mass producing robo-dogs and tentacle porn should always receive an automatic victory. It’s even written in the bible.