Orangina

Scott Stapp was arrested at his home in Boca Raton yesterday and charged with aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony. Stapp’s wife, Miss New York USA 2004 Jaclyn Nesheiwat, alleges he threw a bottle of Orangina at her head, missed and shattered the bottle. Earlier today, the charge was brought down to a misdemeanor. Sheriff’s spokesman Paul Miller said,

“Based on the circumstances, the defense attorney argued that was not a deadly weapon.”

However, the defense attorney couldn’t argue my sexiness. Women have been known to drop their panties for me in the blink of an eye. I find that the bigger the gun, the faster they are. Just call me Rico Suave.

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