Sheryl Crow

Singer /song writer Sheryl Crow just announced on her website that she’s adopted a baby boy.

Hey Everybody,

I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago.

His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time.

Just wanted you to be the first to know.

Lots of love,

Sheryl.

Unknown is where this baby boy came from. If I had to fathom a guess, it would be he was surreptitiously ripped from the plastic housing that bore an ominous “Mattel” sticker. Nevertheless, congrats go to the lucky Wyatt Steven who will no doubt be reared by Sheryl’s music. You’ll grow up to enjoy the company of a plethora of women. Sadly, they’ll all be 35 – 40 years old and you’ll be gay.

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