Tea Leoni

Anyone remember ? Her last movie was Fun With Dick and Jane with Jim Carrey. She used to be synonymous with skinny. Not anymore it seems. Her upper body looks a little funky these days. I can’t call it fat because there isn’t a belly or loose skin. It’s more like she’s gearing up for a career as a linebacker. Or maybe I’m just blind. That could explain a lot. Like how Angelina Jolie ended up tied to my bed. What a terrible mistake. A terribly sexy mistake. Oops, how did my penis get in there? Damn my nearsightedness.

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