This is the complete video of David Hasselhoff drunk and unable to eat a hamburger. The man who brought you classic videos such as Hooked on a Feeling and Jump in My Car, is a disappointingly boring drunk. The least he could do is beat his kid or parade around in a gimp outfit with a ball gag in his mouth. This video was meant for his fans after all and I believe I speak for everybody when I say, if there isn’t a broom handle sticking halfway out of Hasselhoff’s ass while a midget tickles his balls, then it doesn’t belong on the internet.