Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from some show called The Hills are engaged. Not because they love each other mind you, but because the haven’t been in the headlines for a while. Next week we’ll hear how Spencer bought Heidi a pink engagement ring. The week after that, we’ll hear how some hero punched Spencer in the face so hard he fell on his ass and spun around like a top. They say this mysterious stranger was not only strong, but extremely handsome. Rumor has it, he runs a gossip site called “The Blemish.” With so few clues, the identify of this humble public servant may never be known.