Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was driving her blue Bentley only days after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her suspended license probation. If you could have read Paris’ mind in the courtroom that day, you would probably hear, “Tell him you’re sorry and you’ll pay attention from now on. Psyche! Heh heh. No wait, don’t say the last part. Just think it. I’m so clever. How come this room doesn’t have a mirror. Am I in hell?”

Note: Paris’ license was reinstated a while ago. I hope she crashes into something. Something hard. Not like a gigantic marshmallow.