Paris Hilton fired her old lawyer and hired a famous DUI defense lawyer in an effort to convince a judge she shouldn’t serve jail time. Then she cried on her way home. Awesome.

Hilton has jumped from famed criminal defense lawyer Howard Weitzman to famed DUI defense lawyer Richard Hutton. TMZ spotted Hilton bawling as she drove away Hutton’s office Tuesday afternoon, with mom Kathy driving — and consoling — her daughter.

All that’s missing from the video is Nelson from the Simpsons saying, “Ha ha!” And maybe someone slapping her with a dead fish. Because… why not?