Time wasters

It’s Memorial Day and nothing is really happening, so go waste your time with these. P.S. Good job Quinton “Rampage” Jackson.

• Bastardly: Mischa Barton shops before going to a party and collapsing
• CityRag: Sean Preston Spears makes a comeback
• Drunken Stepfather: Jenna Jameson on the runway in a one-piece
• Dlisted: Jessica and John are back on, sort of

• Celebitchy: Nicole Richie barefoot and pregnant?
• IDLYITW: Knocked Up wants you to see it
• College Humor: Cartoons I’d Like to Fuck
• SOW: Silly cocaine possession charges won’t stop Lohan