- Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Biel in a bikini for GQ and with a really tight body.
- Bastardly: People keep inviting Tara Reid to events like the MuchMusic Video Awards
- CityRag: Steven Tyler is mad about man-boobs
- Bossip: Nas hooks up with Victoria Beckham for a new track. Gah.
- Celebitchy: If you missed the OJ If I Did It manuscript the first time around, here it is in its entirety.
- Grumpiest: Sarita Stella in RALPH Magazine
- Hollywood Rag: Playboy wants Paris Hilton, but her mother won’t let her because she has morals.
- NinjaDude: Mandy Moore needs a stylist.
- Pajiba: Veronica Mars might be resurrected into a comic book
- ICYDK: Angelina Jolie really needs to eat something
- Glitterati: NBC might get Jon Stewart to replace Conan O’Brien.
- CS: Condom Man Sends 1,000 Condoms to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Too late.
- JIYHB: Maria Menounos shows her cleavage
- College Humor: Pam Anderson and Lindsay Lohan almost kissed one time. True story.
- IDLYITW: Demi Moore might be pregnant.
Bonus: The best 5 seconds you’ll spend today will be watching the dramatic chipmunk.
After the jump, Hilary Clinton spoofs The Sopranos and the I Got A Crush on Obama song if you haven’t already heard it all over the news.