Afternoon time wasters

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• Pajiba: There’s a movie about killer sheep! Hopefully, not like that one about killer rabbits.
• Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere smokes cigarettes. Tsk, tsk. Not even 18.
• Drunken Stepfather: Some girl from Flavor Of Love has a sex tape.
• CityRag: Hollywood Garbage Pail Kids
• Celebitchy: Tabloids end Reese and Jake’s relationship, not that we remembered it

• Bossip: Beyonce hates the taste of alcohol yet sips on a Martini.
• Celebslam: Suri Cruise is walking. One day, she’ll walk right into the ocean, never to return.
• DH: Catherine Zeta-Jones is Riddled With Insecurity
• WWTDD: See? Rehab is easy.
• Egotastic: Rachel Bilson Cuteness Overload

• Jossip: O.J. Simpson Wants TMZ’s First Amendment Rights Protected
• IDLYITW: Victoria Beckham is Tacky and Cheap
• EB: Barker Not Endorsing Rosie for “Price is Right” Replacement
• AB: Another Kick In The Doherty Nuts
• CH: If Will Smith is so smart, how come he made Wild Wild West?