Kelly Clarkson

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  • CityRag: Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong
  • Drunken Stepfather: Michelle Marsh ran across the beach bouncing her huge boobs in her hands.
  • UseMyComputer: Christine Lakin shows some side boob. Don’t know who she is, but SIDE BOOB.
  • Celebitchy: Justin Timberlake has a farting problem.
  • Bossip: Rihanna and Beyonce showed up at the BET Awards. Despite her huge forehead, Rihanna was hotter.
  • Pajiba: Michael Moore may have a winner on his hands with SiCKO, but he’s still an annoying ass.
  • ASL: Lindsay’s Dad Doesn’t Know How to Spell Her Name. So sad, too bad.
  • College Humor: MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski doesn’t want any more Paris Hilton news so she throws a fit.
  • CS: Heather Locklear Has No Plans to Make Good With Denise Richards
  • DH: Jessica Alba likes dating wussy men.
  • CelebWarship: Sheriff Baca said Paris would have died in jail.
  • AB: Dolce & Gabbana Play Opposite Day
  • College Humor: Still pimpin’ the heffers at 70. Word!
  • SOW: When dumb people do stupid stunts
  • Grumpiest: Brooke Burke in her Pink Bikini
  • FBAC: Anne Hathaway does not have Hepatitis A
  • Yeeeah: Kelly Clarkson blocked out the sun on Good Morning America.
  • Leenks: Best sports blow-ups.
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