This is a remixed video of Avril Lavigne’s new single featuring a rapper named Lil’ Mama. I wish I could put my hands through my monitor and strangle both of these girls, but I can’t because instead of spending their time researching and developing a remote strangling device, scientists are too busy working on retarded stuff like curing cancer. I want to travel through the 4th dimension and attack people god dammit!

  • Bastardly: Team Paris Hilton Hired An Ugly Paris Body Double
  • Drunken Stepfather: Joanna Krupa at a Lingerie Party of the Day
  • Pajiba: Stating the obvious: Fantastic Four 2 sucks.
  • ASL: They canceled Lindsay’s 21st birthday party and let her keep the money….
  • Celebitchy: Antonia Banderas busted out with other woman
  • Dlisted: Britney Spears also fingers the paps.
  • Egotastic: The Single Life Looks Good on Jessica Simpson
  • Bossip: Kelly Rowland thinks Beyonce was robbed of an Oscar
  • SOW: The Beckhams and The Cruises are reunited and it feels so boring
  • TFT: Sophie Monk Stuff Magazine Pictures (Site NSFW)
  • Celebworm: Elle McPherson topless (Site NSFW)
  • CNW: Quick, Lara Flynn Boyle, Hide!
  • CS: Rena Riffel Doesn’t CS
  • NinjaDude: Avril Lavigne Is A Crybaby
  • SF: A&E has a show featuring a girl living with her always naked crack whore sister. (NSFW maybe)