Avril Lavigne gets more annoying + time wasters

This is a remixed video of Avril Lavigne’s new single featuring a rapper named Lil’ Mama. I wish I could put my hands through my monitor and strangle both of these girls, but I can’t because instead of spending their time researching and developing a remote strangling device, scientists are too busy working on retarded stuff like curing cancer. I want to travel through the 4th dimension and attack people god dammit!

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• Pajiba: Stating the obvious: Fantastic Four 2 sucks.
• ASL: They canceled Lindsay’s 21st birthday party and let her keep the money….
• Celebitchy: Antonia Banderas busted out with other woman

• Dlisted: Britney Spears also fingers the paps.
• Egotastic: The Single Life Looks Good on Jessica Simpson
• Bossip: Kelly Rowland thinks Beyonce was robbed of an Oscar
• SOW: The Beckhams and The Cruises are reunited and it feels so boring
• TFT: Sophie Monk Stuff Magazine Pictures (Site NSFW)

• Celebworm: Elle McPherson topless (Site NSFW)
• CNW: Quick, Lara Flynn Boyle, Hide!
• CS: Rena Riffel Doesn’t CS
• NinjaDude: Avril Lavigne Is A Crybaby
• SF: A&E has a show featuring a girl living with her always naked crack whore sister. (NSFW maybe)

• College Humor: Simpsons 300
• Us: Neighbors want Paris Hilton out
• Just Jared: Matt Damon could beat Ben Affleck up