Bai Ling

Everything you needed to know about hippity-hoppity dancing is contained in this video. Here at Club Play celebrating porn star Mary Carey’s birthday, Bai Ling breaks it down for all you suckas. It’s a miracle the place didn’t burn to the ground because Bai Ling was on fire. A few moves I spotted were the “Angry baby”, the “Oh my god, I’m having a seizure” and the “Watch this tampon wiggle out of my vagina”. She also shakes her ass in a little person’s face. See? I said little person instead of midget. I’m PC.