In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.” Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.
- Bastardly: Petra Nemcova frolics in the water.
- CityRag: Kate Moss Can Mess With You
- Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd in an expensive bikini.
- DH: Avril Lavigne in Seventeen fully clothed
- SOW: Law & Order: Criminal Intent actors unhappy with no raise
- HB: Naomi Watts baby is an ogre
- EB: Ann Coulter defends Paris.
- Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie joins Council on Foreign Relations
- Grumpiest: Katharine McPhee in Vegas magazine
- Celeb Worm: Michelle Marsh & Lindsay Ann Strutt topless in Loaded Magazine (NSFW)
- About: Jennifer Aniston might have a new boyfriend. He’s long and pink and vibrates really fast.
