Dina Lohan

In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.” Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.

  • Bastardly: Petra Nemcova frolics in the water.
  • CityRag: Kate Moss Can Mess With You
  • Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd in an expensive bikini.
  • DH: Avril Lavigne in Seventeen fully clothed
  • SOW: Law & Order: Criminal Intent actors unhappy with no raise
  • HB: Naomi Watts baby is an ogre
  • EB: Ann Coulter defends Paris.
  • Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie joins Council on Foreign Relations
  • Grumpiest: Katharine McPhee in Vegas magazine
  • Celeb Worm: Michelle Marsh & Lindsay Ann Strutt topless in Loaded Magazine (NSFW)
  • About: Jennifer Aniston might have a new boyfriend. He’s long and pink and vibrates really fast.
  • ICYDK: Sienna Miller wants you to know she’s not a slut.
  • Egotastic: Mariah Carey brings her cleavage
  • CS: Paula Abdul Considers Adoption
  • College Humor: Japanese Tetris is hard and unfair
  • Dlisted: Kelly Clarkson is photoshopped
  • AB: George Michael won’t be going to jail
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