Eva Longoria is gonna get paid

OK! Magazine has secured a $2 million deal to publish exclusive photographs of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding. OK! had been in a bidding war with People magazine for the rights.

“These were obviously highly coveted photos, and we were thrilled to negotiate the exclusive rights. Covering great moments with the celebrities that we love is what the magazine’s all about.”

I hope they get their money’s worth because I’m sure the photos will be out on the web before or right when the issue hits. For $2 million I expect dancing monkeys, a bear riding a tricycle and a gang-bang with Eva Longoria and the San Antonio Spurs and a slice of cake. Chocolate cake.