George Michael

George Michael refuses to take an HIV test for fear of finding out he’s HIV positive. His last test was three years ago and since then he’s been caught initiating sex with a police officer at a public restroom and masturbating, also in a public restroom.

“George says he does not believe in tests. He says he finds the wait for results too harrowing and hasn’t had a test since at least 2004 due to his fears it might be positive.”

Right, because ignoring problems works much better. Like death. I bet if I don’t pay any attention to it, it’ll get bored and go away. Maybe I can also live in a magical world full of mystical wonder with enchanted creatures like pixies and unicorns and Keebler elves. Oh, wouldn’t that be fantastical.