Harrison Ford is back as Indiana Jones and more

Here’s the first picture of Harrison Ford reprising his role as Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford is now 65 — ok 64, but his birthday is on July 13 — and this new movie will take him on a journey through Costco where he’ll buy a gallon of prune juice and Metamucil. And every 15 minutes someone will poke him with a stick to see if he’s still alive. I hear Steven Spielberg is directing so the stick should look awesome.

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