Here’s Heidi Klum having lunch at Pitti. Man, look at that. That’s impressive. She’s a supermodel and supermodels are supposed to be prim and proper and the only time they’re not is when you get them in the sack and then it’s all “hey, have you ever experienced real pain?,” but for Heidi, that time also comes when she’s around food. That’s when she devolves into an angry caveman, er, cavewoman. I can’t begin to describe to you how hot that is. Wait, yes I can. Very.
