Kevin Federline

K-Fed’s current girlfriend, Shar Jackson, is seven weeks pregnant and Federline doesn’t even know. Shar has high hopes the baby will bring them back as a family. This will be Shar’s fifth child and Federline’s fifth.

I’ve always wondered if there was a female version of K-Fed and I think I’ve found her. These two were made for each other. They’re like french fries and ketchup or Tom Cruise and naked wrestling.

Update: Shar tells Us she’s not pregnant. Actually, she covered her ears and chanted, “No, no, no, no.”