Morning news roundup

· Not really news, but FHM put up a spread of former UFC ring girl turned UFC host Rachelle Leah.

· Tom Sizemore cried in court because he’s a douche.

· The people trying to hock Britney’s hair on eBay have decided to not sell.

· Pam Anderson lets a dog lick her boobs.

· Lil’ Kim is getting thinner. Still three times as ridiculous.