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Naomi Watts didn’t want a bastard child

By The Blemish, 1:02 AM on Jun 12, 2007, 0 Comments

Naomi Watts and Liev Screiber

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have secretly married and are expecting their first child in August. Although the sex is unknown and a name has not been chosen, all signs point to it having a crazy one like John or Jane. My God, what if they named it Richard and used the shortened version, Dick. Insane!

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