Naomi Watts is really pregnant

Naomi Watts walked the streets with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber looking like she was about to explode. Is it triplets? Is it a rhino? Is it a car? Because her belly is huge. She reminds me of Gus Gus from Cinderella. She’s so spherical that when you push her over she’ll be stuck on her back like a turtle. Even when she flips onto her stomach her little arms can’t reach the ground. That’s when you start rolling her to wherever you want. Like the bowling alley. Steee-rike!