Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie has yet to address the pregnancy rumors, but a friend of hers says she is in fact carrying Joel Madden’s bastard child.

“Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”

Glad to see Nicole’s having a baby for all the right reasons. Most of the time it’s “I’m pregnant, marry me.” Not Nicole though. She wouldn’t be so selfish. She’s merely attempting to avoid prison for driving on the wrong side of the freeway while high. Some say she hasn’t thought this through and wonder what she’ll do with the baby after it’s born. She’ll probably try to return it. You have a 30 day window to return babies, right, or is it one of those lame 14 day policies?

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