Originally intended to be a six part series, Victoria Beckham’s new show, Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, has been downgraded to a one hour special airing July 16 on NBC.
The former Spice girl signed a $19 million deal for the series and Simon Fuller, creator of “American Idol,” is one of the executive producers of the show.
Meaning, the show will suck hard. Not one person wants to watch this waif-like E.T. find her place in America. You could fit this into 10 minutes. Look, there’s Victoria Beckham landing at LAX and there’s her exiting the plane. She made it without dying. Congratulations. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to speak to the airline about what happened to the little deal we had to land her plane in an active volcano or somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.